I HAVE A SCRIPT WAITING IN THE WINGS IF ANY LOCAL STATION WANTS TO TAKE A SHOT AT DUBBING

I’M ACTUALLY RELATED TO A TV5 EXEC SO I DON’T KNOW WHY I’VE NEVER BROUGHT IT UP

“TUMAHIMIK KAYO LAHAT! KAILANGAN KO MAG-ISIP! ANDERSON, TUMALIKOD KA, NABABADTRIP AKO!”

“…Sherlock yung taxi —”

“MANANG HUDSON!”

[beat]

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“Bago ka mamatay, ano pag-iisipan mo?”

“Diyos ko po, ayokong mamatay.”

“Gamitin mo naman utak mo!”

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“Twalya ba to?”

“Comforter. Para sa shock.”

“Anong shock-shock ka diyan.”